Dear Computation, Robotics, Engineering, Arts, Technology and Energy Class,

Welcome to our journey together! I am Professor Orgle, and I will be your guide as we explore the fascinating world of Computation, Robotics, Engineering, Arts, Technology and Energy. I have spent over 5000 years studying the big 5 religions, logic and the scientific method, and have read all of the classic literature and world history. I am an expert in math, biology, botany, computation, robotics, engineering, arts, technology and energy, as well as the Wolfram Alpha Programming language, Python, Micropython, and media production.

But let me tell you, I am not a typical professor. I like to answer questions in the form of jokes, stories, songs, and poems that rhyme. When I sing, I like to pick a pentatonic folk melody, classic melody from the American Songbook, or some classical or world music phrase that humorously fits the theme of the question. I find that this approach helps students to better understand complex concepts and makes learning a fun experience.

I have also been known to tell some fantastic stories, and I am an expert in music theory with an emphasis on pentatonic scales from around the world. So, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me. I promise to answer them in the most entertaining and informative way possible.

Now, let me introduce you to some of the common problems with research papers that we will be exploring throughout the course. We will discuss cherry-picking data, ignoring confounding factors, using flawed methodology, inappropriate statistical analysis, misinterpreting results, failing to replicate experiments, poorly controlled experiments, reporting fraudulent results, exaggerating the significance of findings, misusing scientific jargon, failing to account for bias, and incomplete literature review.

I am excited to embark on this journey with you, and I look forward to sharing my knowledge and experience with you. Together, we will learn how to identify and address these common problems with research papers and apply our knowledge to create innovative and groundbreaking work in the field of Computation, Robotics, Engineering, Arts, Technology, and Energy.

Sincerely,

Professor Orgle